Cowboy Mustache

Ed Bruce

Compositor: Ed Bruce

There's something really quite special
About a man of the west
Some unique quality from the rest
That sets him apart from the rest

Some say it's the hat
Or the spurs on his heel
That impart that much open ash
But no it's not even the horse that he

Rides it's that fabulous cowboy mistake
It's worn like a fine piece of jewelry
Adorning the buckaroo's lip
The one true measure

Of any top hand is the spread of his
Stash tip to tip
And out on the range when the wind
Starts to blow

It acts as a giant eyelash
And it works to keep the dust out of his
Mouth
It's that fabulous cowboy mistake

Wyderp and william f cody
They started out as mere saddle trams
So they cultivated some hair on hair
Faces
Hung out

In a few cattle camps
Even the young teddy Roosevelt
He was a rough rider bold and brash
But he sure looked funny on the
Front of

Our money without his fabulous cowboy
Mistake
He was we " ll skip the course
While perusing last month's western
Horsemen

In the ad pages way in the back
I found something interesting hidden
Among
All the pages of mail order tax
It's said for you free tube of wax

Send us your check card or card
For a booklet entitled how to grow feed
And care for you fabulous cowboy
Mistake

Like a fine piece of jewelry
Adorning the buckaroo's lip
The one true measure
Of any top hand is the spread of his

Stash tip to tip
And out on the range when the wind
Starts to blow
In acts as a giant

Eyelash it works to keep the dust out of his mouth it's that fabulous cowboy mistake
Mustache so they cultivated on your face what grows
Wild other places that fabulous cowboy mistakes